Monday, January 23, 2012

Writing Wonders Never Cease - Ode to Jen Lancaster

Okay am I a nerd, or does anyone else enjoy reading as much as I do?  I would much rather cuddle up with book than turn on the TV any day, with the exception of possibly Wednesday, because I am thoroughly obsessing over "Revenge" right now.  Oh, Emily Thorne and the Hamptons... You have my heart ... but I digress.

I just recently devoured Jen Lancaster's memoirs, and I haven't laughed out loud to that extent, possibly ever.  I mean, the woman is a riot!  She is so normal and down-to-earth that I could actually see our resemblances, and yes, I am comparing myself to a NYT bestselling author.  What of it?  I secretly think we could be best friends, if she only knew me and my sparkling personality.  Jen, are you reading?

I literally could not put her books down.  Hi-lar-i-ous!  If you haven't read them, go read them.  Right now.  Snaps to Cammi for contributing to my book addiction and lending me Jen's sassy stories.  At least it's a healthy addiction.  Although, I am a bit delusional after having read these books, because I think:

1) I could be Jen Lancaster's BFF
2) I could be a NYT bestselling author writing my own memoirs - if only I had a life
3) I can quit my job and start writing memoirs, as if it's that easy - De-lus-ion-al

So I'm wondering how one goes about becoming a writer, much less a NYT bestselling writer.  Should I have a mid-life crisis and begin a traveling revolution like one of my favorite authors, Elizabeth Gilbert?  Should I simply find the humor in my everyday life, like Jen?  And yes, I feel like I may call her by her first name.  Should I have Sex in my city and buy expensive footware?  Hope my parents don't read this blog.  What does one have to accomplish in order to become a writer?  That is the question of the day.

Jen are you out there?  Any inspiration?