So I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a typical insomniac and am not the least bit embarassed about it. My doctor told me that there are more studies showing that this is actually a genetic trait, so I blame it on my parents, or maybe I blame it on the rain. But either way, it is what it is - and it is TRAGIC to my pocketbook.
Let me explain before I sound like a loon, which I very well might, because this is a post-Restoril, post-online shopping blog post.
I realize that all the warnings tell you to only take prescription sleep meds, if you are actually planning to go to bed right away, but some nights that just doesn't work out for me. I've been known to instead, get online and shop, usually for random items like air filters, which shows my aversion to driving to Walmart for boring necessities. Yet I digress like I do in every blog. Maybe I should add ADD to my insomnia, or possibly just hypochondria.
N-E-Ways. So tonight was like any other Restoril shopping binge, I ordered lots of cute things from The Loft, and possibly Forever 21, although I'm pretty sure I traded the F21 items from my bag to my wishlist, and only because the family and friends discount is coming on the 21st. I just hope they still have the peacock feather dress I so badly want.
The thing is, I might as well have drunk five martinis for all that I care that I'm spending money in my sleep deprived, somewhat comatose state, which I'm sure I'll regret tomorrow, but am totally psyched about now.
So before I ramble on any further, or shop any further, I'm going to sign off by asking the most important question of the day. Why are we not able to order H&M clothes online in this area? What area is this anyway? In the US? Just Louisiana? Just me, since they must have realized I'm Restoril shopping again? Alas, I guess it's for the better. But people, it's on my wish list if you also want to take a Restoril and shop for me. It's lots of fun - I promise.
Good night sweet princes of Maine, you kings of New England. You can dream of my blogs soon to come about S*** that happens at work - all true stories. Until then, happy dreamland shopping.
