Monday, December 17, 2012

Top Ten Favorite Christmas Movies (Plus a Bonus)

Since there are already too many "Top 10 Favorite Christmas Movies" lists, I'm going to be completely original and blog about my "Top 11 Favorite Christmas Movies".
Or maybe I simply couldn't decide which one to eliminate.  Cheers to the bonus movie!
 
  1. Love Actually
  2.  
  3. It's a Wonderful Life
  4.  
  5. This Christmas
  6.  
  7. The Holiday
  8.  
  9. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  10.  
  11. Elf
  12.  
  13. A Christmas Story
  14.  
  15. Miracle on 34th Street
  16.  
  17. White Christmas
  18.  
  19. Home Alone
  20.  
  21. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  22.  

Sunday, December 16, 2012

My trip to H-Town & the much-needed BFF Reunion

So ... my friend Crystal and I decided that it was time to visit Alicat in H-town, so we took off work early one Friday and headed to Houston over Halloween weekend.  It never fails that we have the most fun together.

During our trip, we went to Tiny Boxwoods, Brassiere 19, Home Goods, boutique shopping, riding through River Oaks, the Heights, Montrose Halloween Pub Crawl, etc.  You get the pictue.  Below are my favorite quotes from that weekened:

  1. Suffering succatash
  2. Where the f*** is a Mr. Coffee when you need one?
  3. It's been five years, Rachael.  It's a cell phone - not a car!
  4. Crystal broke your house!!!
  5. Who did you blame before you married me?
  6. You cheap Mother F*******!  You obviously need this more than I do.
  7. Monkey balls.

 Even stuck in traffic we have a blast!  Static-y hair from throwing-your-head-back-laughter.  Road trip, Jerry Seinfeld style - that's what I'm talking about!
 Brassiere 19: Lamb and succotash.
Tiny Boxwoods, AKA "Little Fernwoods"
 
Some things are better left unexplained, but fun is always had.  Miss you, Alicat!

These are a few of my favorite things...

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
~ Sound of Music ~
 Vegas lights
 Yoga Kitty
 Hibiscus Martini
 Sleepy Kitty
 Giant Latte
 Peonies
 Snowmen!
 Fa la la la - not Lifetime
 More snowmens
 Hydrangeas AKA 'Fluffy White Flower'
 Owls
 Twinkly lights
 Pretties
 Sparkly Package
 Minty Martinis
 Christmas Drinks
 Favorite magazines
 More twinkly lights & cupcake sheets
Birthday Cake
Frosted Cupcakes

Friday, December 14, 2012

Silent Night...

Children tucked into their tiny beds, Sleepy sighs, "I am safe," is what that says
Waking to their elves, who have run amok the house
'Let's hurry now, dress warmly', quick hugs and kisses, let's dash out.
Tick tock goes the clock, tick tock
Goodbye my little child, goodbye. 

Reading, writing, arithmetic
Learning life's lessons, oh so quick
What is fair? Life is not, but senseless deeds are on the mount
Tick tock goes the clock,tick tock
Goodbye my little child, goodbye.

Christmas wishes running through their heads
Smiling, sweet faces, innocence turns to dread
Wait, what's that noise?
Tick tock goes the GLOCK, tick tock
Goodbye my little child, goodbye.

Panic courses through, as chaos surrounds
No more visions of sugar plums, are anywhere around
Sights no one should ever have to see
Will shape the children, who've survived today's unspeakable deed
Goodbye my little child, goodbye.

Holes left in families, no more pitterpat feet
Christmas elves suspended in mid-mischief, eternal Christmas grief
Sweet angels are gone and we ask,
'What sense is to be made?' with no answer to offer peace
Goodbye my little child, goodbye.

Children witnesses will never be the same
Gone are the innocent, childhood ways
But babies they were, when they left for school
Alas, no more, as evil eludes
Goodbye my little child, goodbye.

Bedtime approaches
Sleepy are their heads
But nightmares persist, and some have empty beds
Tick tock goes the clock, tick tock
Goodnight my little child...goodnight.

With love,
Rachael

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Best evite ever!

Love Actually Christmas Evite Poem

Twas a few weeks before Christmas, and all through Rachael's house
Cocktails will be stirring, but not for a mouse.
A hot chocolate bar with spirits will be set with care, So let's hope St. Nicholas will not be there.
The ladies will be nestled, and well-fed,
While visions of Colin Firth dance through their heads.
Christmas PJs are the trend of this party’s fashion,
So don't show up, dressed as if you're getting action.
Prancer and Rudolph are not invited,
But Vixen and Blitzen, why yes, I'd be delighted.
So spring to your car, give a cute guy a whistle,
But don't pick him up, because he'll get a dismissal.
Love Actually Christmas is out of sight,
Kicking off a Happy Christmas, and a very good night!



You can steal this for your "Love Actually Christmas" if you'd like.  You may also send me a Christmas present to thank me for my genius as well.