So I'm pretty certain that being stir crazy should be a clinical diagnosis, and I must have it, along with every other non-evacuee in Louisiana. For the past week, I have been couped up in my condo, along with my cat that has inherited the nickname PK for Psycho Kitty (thank you Cammi), because of that a**hole Isaac. Yes, I went there. I called a hurricane an a**hole. What of it? He is.
Right when everything seemed like it was finally over, an entire day later, one more band swept through the area, and catapults a grill into my friend Cammi's window that night, causing her alarm to go off. Of course she thinks someone is breaking into her home, so she yells, "I've got a gun and I'm from Bunkie!" Need I say anything else? Haha, it's so obvious I live in the South, but I'm pretty certain she's got another kind of crazy going on outside of stir crazy.
Because I have decided not to venture all over town with all the traffic lights down, I'm becoming only ever so slightly stir crazy and am so bored, that I can't even watch TV or read any more, because I swear I've been doing that for a week. I'm surprised I don't have a bed sore. Sad, I know.
However, before I decided to stop watching the news, a segment came on about the onset of mosquitoes following a hurricane, but that we shouldn't be too worried about contracting the West Nile Virus, because those types of mosquitoes are only bred in standing water. Hello, I'm pretty certain the flooding left plenty of standing water all over the state, geniuses, so I'm not feeling very relieved at the moment.
So... of course, there is a killer mosquito in my house, which I'm fairly certain is a West Nile mosquito - just saying. I've never moved so fast in my life, with my karate moves, or what I think looks like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, but in all likelihood, looks more like me having a seizure while screaming like a little girl. Alas, the mosquito is still flying around here trying to feast on me and give me killer viruses. Mosquito + 1: Rachael: 0
Vengeance will be mine.
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